Caroline's Quotations are some of the quotations made by Caroline Channing in season one and season two, in 2 Broke Girls.
Season 1[]
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Caroline: "Oh My God you've been robbed." Max: "This is how it always looks." Caroline: "Oh My God totally cute." |
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Caroline: I only have what I could grab and I grabbed all the wrong things. |
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Season 2[]
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Caroline: Okay I'm over being jealous of them girls continue laughing noisily Caroline: Still? What are they sitting on, vibrators? |
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—Caroline, to Max about noisy girls | ||
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Caroline: This sloppy joe is the best worst thing I've ever eaten. |
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—Caroline, about Sloppy Joes | ||
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Caroline: Good news! I just found $3 in my pocket, and a peanut M&M so we don't have to spend money on dinner! |
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Max: Where is it, did it fall down? feels boobs Caroline: Check your boobs that's where we found the remote. |
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—And Too Little Sleep, Caroline about the lost earring. | ||
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Caroline: We have to go to that store where everything's free. She and Max go to the kitchen Caroline: Oh look it's open! |
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Max putting eggs in Caroline's bra Max: Come here often? Caroline: This is my first time. Max: Well you're very pretty. Caroline: Oh thank you. |
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—And the Psychic Shakedown, Max and Caroline roleplay | ||
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Caroline: It's only a matter of time before we tell Anne Hathaway forget that fake smile and go wait in line like everybody else. |
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Caroline: And stop calling me spoiled. Since I lost it all I've worked hard. I've cleaned toilets, I've killed rats I've done everything I had to be a success, tell her Max. Max: I got that boom boom boom, I got that boom boom boom |
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Caroline doing sign language as well Thank you very much but we're not interested. I speak a little sign language. Joanne: You just said thank you very much but I'm not wearing underwear. Caroline: I knew that tutor was screwing with me! Max: And I'm the one not wearing underwear. |
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—Max, Caroline, Joanne | ||