Earl's Quotations

Earl's Quotations are some of the quotations made by Earl in season one and season two, in 2 Broke Girls.

Season 1

“	Earl: Hello Sophie, if you looked any sweeter, you would fire up my diabetes. Sophie: Oh Earl, you wouldn't be the first man to lose a limb over me.	”
—And the Big Buttercream Breakthrough

“	Earl: Who is that? Max: Sophie's new boyfriend. Earl: And where is his boyfriend?	”
—And the Kosher Cupcakes

“

Earl: Oh thank god it's you Han, I saw the wings and thought heaven was full of chunky Chinese cherubs and no jazz.

”