Earl's Quotations are some of the quotations made by Earl in season one and season two, in 2 Broke Girls.
Season 1[]
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Earl: Hello Sophie, if you looked any sweeter, you would fire up my diabetes. Sophie: Oh Earl, you wouldn't be the first man to lose a limb over me. |
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Earl: Who is that? Max: Sophie's new boyfriend. Earl: And where is his boyfriend? |
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Earl: Oh thank god it's you Han, I saw the wings and thought heaven was full of chunky Chinese cherubs and no jazz. |
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