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Earl's Quotations are some of the quotations made by Earl in season one and season two, in 2 Broke Girls.

Season 1[]

Earl: Hello Sophie, if you looked any sweeter, you would fire up my diabetes.

Sophie: Oh Earl, you wouldn't be the first man to lose a limb over me.

And the Big Buttercream Breakthrough

Earl: Who is that?

Max: Sophie's new boyfriend.

Earl: And where is his boyfriend?

And the Kosher Cupcakes

Earl: Oh thank god it's you Han, I saw the wings and thought heaven was full of chunky Chinese cherubs and no jazz.