Earl's Quotations

Earl: Hello Sophie, if you looked any sweeter, you would fire up my diabetes.

Sophie: Oh Earl, you wouldn't be the first man to lose a limb over me.

—And the Big Buttercream Breakthrough

Earl: Who is that?

Max: Sophie's new boyfriend.

Earl: And where is his boyfriend?

—And the Kosher Cupcakes

Earl: Oh thank god it's you Han, I saw the wings and thought heaven was full of chunky Chinese cherubs and no jazz.