Max's Quotations are some of the quotations made by Max Black in season one and season two, in 2 Broke Girls.
Season 1[]
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Max: "Oh, and Oleg? When you get the chance, stop looking at my boobs." |
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—Pilot, Max to Oleg | ||
Season 2[]
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Caroline: Oh cool is this your father?
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—Max, to Caroline, And the Pre-Approved Credit Card | ||
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Caroline: We inviting guests? We're all supposed to be business contacts. Max:These guys have all had contact with my business. |
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Max: I wanna meet the owner of this awesome and totally cool cupcake shop? Oh never mind, that's me! |
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Max: Speaking of Christmas, here comes 2 and A half wise men. |
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Max: Look a new hipster strain, ironic Amish. No way I'm taking care of these two butter churners right now. Look, I'm telling you what I told Mumford and sons. Get out. |
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Caroline: Ooh sorry I left my bra. Jacob: stuttering You're bra? Jebediah: Jacob stop acting like a child. I'm sorry about him. Max: Don't be at least it was her bra, mine would've killed the kid. |
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—Max, Caroline, Jebediah and Jacob | ||
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Max : Fifth floor, end of dreams. |
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—Max, about the temp place, And the Temporary Distraction | ||
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Caroline: Caroline Channing reporting for my first day. Max: Hey I'm temp number two where your bathroom at? |
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—Max and Caroline to, And the Temporary Distraction | ||
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Max: That temp place is soul-sucking and I didn't even know I had a soul to suck. |
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—Max to Caroline in the diner, And the Temporary Distraction | ||
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Caroline: Max what a great idea! a cupcake walk-up window, you're a genius! Max: I just might be since i died! |
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