And the Fun Factory 3
General Information
Gender Male
Age 51
Hair Color Black
Eye Color Green
Birthday January 25, 1968
Address Oleg's Apartment (Old)
Sophie's Apartment (Current)
Occupation(s) Works at the Williamsburg Diner
Aliases The David Blaine of Zippers
Family & Friends
Family Barbara Kaczyński-Golishevsky (daughter)
Olga Golishevsky (mother)
Svitlana Golishevsky (Cousin)
Vanko and Vanko (Brothers)
Unnamed Niece
Relationships Sophie Kaczynsky (Wife)
Friends Max Black
Caroline Channing
Candy Andy
Employer Han Lee
Other Information
Interests Sex
Series Information
First appearance Pilot
Portrayer Jonathan Kite

"Once you go Ukraine, you will scream with sex pain." 

Vanko "Oleg" Golishevsky, (born January 25, 1968), is portrayed by Jonathan Kite, is a chef at the Williamsburg Diner.


Oleg was born and raised in Ukraine, but moved to the United States for work, where he was employed by Han Lee to work as Head Chef in the Williamsburg Diner. Like him, many relatives of his were born with the name Vanko, so he goes by his middle name Oleg so it would be less confusing.

Although he is Ukrainian, he has Russian ancestry through his grandmother.

He is married to Sophie Kaczynsky.

Physical AppearanceEdit

Oleg is tall, and has black hair and brown eyes. He is usually seen wearing a hairnet (since he is the chef) and a chef's hat, so we are unable to see his full hair. It is revealed in an episode in season one that he buys clothes and cuts the armpits out to give his arms freedom.

Personality and TraitsEdit

Oleg is portrayed to be very perverted, shown by the jokes he makes and his general character. Even though he is known for being perverted and for sexual harassment, he does have true love in his heart for Sophie, and it has been shown in some episodes that they have a deep connection.



It is mentioned in "And the Soft Opening" that Sophie smashed his car windows, his apartment windows, his stereo, his flat screen, his brother's TV and his niece's computer when they broke up because Oleg cheated on her.


Main article: Oleg's Quotations


  • He owns a town car business that has a slogan "Lie back and I will ride you till you tell me to stop."
  • He's mostly seen wearing shirts with cut off sleeves.
  • He was able to unzip Max's uniform without touching it.
  • He calls himself "The David Blaine of Zippers."
  • He sells cigarettes from New Hampshire to New York school children.
  • He likes to take pictures of his penis.
  • He has had 1685 sexual partners.
  • He was on Ukraine Big Brother.
  • He is the first character to appear on-screen in the Pilot.
  • He constantly stares at Max's cleavage.
  • He specializes in threesomes, foursomes and even fivesomes.
  • He and Sophie break up in the Season 2 episode of And the Window Of Oppertunity but get back together in the Season 4 episode of And the DJ Face.
  • His first name is actually Vanko, but since there are so many people in his family with that name he goes by his middle name, Oleg, to avoid confusion.
  • In And the Disappointing Unit, Oleg married Sophie.
  • He Is right-handed.
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